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Post by Snicker on Nov 21, 2009 14:10:49 GMT -5
Snicker pounced onto the grumpy marshy man and violently tore his fluffy head off. She tucked the head under her arm and jumped onto the ground landing on her back. She sniffed the man's head and dropped it in shock. "ECHO!" She snapped, "THIS is TOFU!" Snicker kicked the head into the river as it was immediately devoured by vegetarian piranhas. "No, we're vegan." The piranhas chimed to the confused narrator. Oh. I'm sorry. "It's ok." They said together in unison.
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Post by Echo on Nov 24, 2009 18:07:00 GMT -5
Suddenly a large watermelon hat scooped them up and flew them up, high in the sky.
"WHERE'S MIKA!!" The four girls screeched in unisine.
"DEAD!!" a giant watermelon said floating off from the hat, he laughed evilly and then began poking them with a cucumber.
"What did I tell you about honesty, Herbert!!" An older lady said, scolding him.
"Sorry Mrs. MIKA's mom..." The watermelon said grumpily then floated off. The lady then un-zipped her face (which turned out to be a costume) to reveal... MIKA HIMSELF!
"Hello girls, here, I got each of you your very own customized octopus!" He said with a big smile, handing each of the girls a brightly colored 8 legged sea creature.
"Wow, i've never had a giraffe before, peanut butter!" Birdy squealed with a grin.
"Dolphins!" MIKA shouted while doing back flips and drinking out of a juice box.
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Post by Snicker on Nov 24, 2009 20:11:39 GMT -5
((Juice boxes remind me of Big Girl))
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Post by birdy on Nov 25, 2009 16:05:26 GMT -5
All the girls slipped on the slick floor, and everything turned upside down. All their heads turned bright orange from the blood rushing to their heads. "Is this the right train?" Echo demanded. "Shut up, ya freak!" a flying trashcan roared. Squeakers was fascinated by the mop that had just given her a hug. "Are you British?" She asked it curiously. Then it turned into a horse and spat out a bottle of ketchup. "Well, I've never been so insulted in my life!" Birdy yelled at the horse, who shrugged and exploded into sprinkles.
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Post by Echo on Nov 29, 2009 12:54:26 GMT -5
"mmm, good pudding!" Exclaimed squeakers.
"where'd you get that dinosaur!" Birdy screamed at one of her purple ears, that looked curiously like a tomato.
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Post by Snicker on Nov 29, 2009 17:33:23 GMT -5
"Tomatoes are not vegetables! You do not belong here!" Echo roared kicking the ear into infinity.
"Well... That was rude." Birdy mumbled as she pulled a string of beads from her hair. "Who wants a poodle?" She asked as she began twisting the beads into a shape.
"Giraffe." Snicker stated pridefully.
"I couldn't agree more." Echo said gleefully taking a sip of tea from her china cup.
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Post by Echo on Dec 1, 2009 19:42:00 GMT -5
"HEY! You darned kids better get off my jungle gym before I break your toe with that there lamp post!!" an old lady screeched lashing a noodle whip at them.
"b-b-b-bennie and the jetssssssssssssssssssss" Squeakers sang from the back of ferocious lama with green beard.
"WATOOSIE!" Dutchy yelped, also on the back of the lama. He producded a stick and a pale purple cat from his pocket and began waving them around frantically like a cheeto in disguise.
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Post by Snicker on Dec 2, 2009 16:59:32 GMT -5
((I just loled for reals at the jungle gym! ))
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Post by Echo on Dec 2, 2009 19:48:27 GMT -5
((awesome! I was laughing sooo hard the whole time I was writing this! I felt pretty clever... ^_^))
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Post by birdy on Dec 3, 2009 21:38:51 GMT -5
((Gracey even told me about this before I read it and I still busted up))
Spueakers' jaw dropped to her feet as she stared at a huge marble statue of Taylor Lautner. Birdy saw it and gasped in horror. She pulled out her five foot long magical nerd rope and blasted it into oblivion. "HAHA! TAKE THAT SHARKBOY!" she laughed madly. The strange sound of crutchy screaming echoed around the girls. "SHAPOOPI!" Dutchy cried joyfully as he jumped up and landed on his behind on a trampoline the size of Greenland.
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Post by Snicker on Dec 3, 2009 21:51:00 GMT -5
"I always thought Taylor protraid the role of Sharkboy excellently." Snicker said, "I could really fell his frustration and hurt. Especially in 3D." The girls nodded in agreement. "Until he turned on America and got in Twilight!" Echo exclaimed angerly. "Oh shut-tup!" A British voice hissed. The girls turned to see a short blond British girl wearing a pink blouse and a parasol in hand. "MAKE ME!" Echo screamed pushing the girl down. Snicker leaned over the girl and thought for a moment. The girl shot her a nasty look. "Any relation to a Brighton Sheffield?" Snicker asked. The girl made a disgusted face and stod back onto her feet. "NO!" She spat and walked off with her nose in the air. "Brits are so rude!" Birdy groaned. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" The blond girl roared in her thick English accent. "Nice parasol." Birdy whimpered.
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Post by Echo on Dec 6, 2009 18:56:26 GMT -5
" ya know, you remind me of one of the lollipop girls, do you MIKA?" Echo asked curiously, scratching her chin.
"I am most certainly NOT made of japanese poodles!" The girl growled, then stomped off in a fit.
"man! somebody really needs to poor a giant vat of ice cream down her shirt!" Squeakers huffed.
"DUTCHY!! SHE DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT!!" Snicker yelled after the blonde boy now running after the british girl, but it was too late...
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Post by Echo on Dec 6, 2009 18:57:23 GMT -5
((OH YEAH! I forgot to type this! the nerd rope thing literally made me bust out in a fit of laughter! I'm not sure why... but it's awesome anyway!))
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Post by Snicker on Dec 7, 2009 21:23:57 GMT -5
Snicker sighed and began to perform an interpretive dance number she'd learned from a wise Mexican Englishman named Carlos she'd met in Mongolia one summer in 1943. Birdy's eyes grew wide as she let out a loud, "Oooooooooooooooh!" Echo snorted and sassed loudly, "That ain't nothin'!" Bridy shook her head trying to shake herself out of that state of awe and began to protest against both girls. She posed to trigger the beginning of her very own choreographed dance she titled "Pinkies With Muffin Tops." "Interesting, but not good enough!" Echo sneered as she, too began to dance. The girls flew about the newly formed stage; prancing and spinning all over the place in a tangle of beautiful dance. Squeakers was unsure of what to do but quickly found herself doing the chicken dance. How unfortunate.
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Post by Echo on Dec 9, 2009 20:08:04 GMT -5
"Well aren't our contestants today just lovely, lets give 'em a hand folks!" David Sidoni said into a large microphone.
"Now let's get ready to..."
"DANCE. WITH. RABID. BUNNIES!!" The audience chimed in with Sid.
"ummm these are goldfish with legs, and this one has a stubbed toe!" Snicker yelled at the audience, then began to tend to the fish's wound.
"haha, dolpins..." Sid chortled while taking a bite out of the microphone.
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