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Post by Snicker on Feb 6, 2010 20:59:25 GMT -5
((Agreed. Random needs more love!)) Birdy cried at the sight of a giant pair of sunglasses eating all her windows. "NOT THE STAIN GLASS!" She wailed, "THEY WERE A GIFT!" Meanwhile, Echo munched happily at an infected flamingo carcass. "I love maggots!" She squealed with delight. "PG-13 CONTENT!" Snicker gasped in horror as she slapped a movie rating sticker across the screen. I'd love to tell you what happened next, but it appears that I cannot see beyond this large sticker...
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Post by birdy on Feb 7, 2010 21:07:50 GMT -5
Echo ripped off the sticker, screaming, "DEAL WITH IT, YOU WIMPS!" then hopped onto a seahorse and galloped into the distance. Birdy was offended, and therefore summoned her own mount, which happened to be a hippo. "Onward, Sugarplum!" she yelled, and the hippo started flying straight up. "Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?" Snicker asked a fat squirrel. The rodent, in response, opened up a yellow umbrella, shook its head, and strolled away as it whistled the Andy Griffith theme song. "OMMG! DON KNOTTS!" all three girls screamed in unison.
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Post by Echo on Feb 16, 2010 17:02:59 GMT -5
"Well ya know..." mark David as Don Knotts started but could not finish. The three girls stared wide at each other, looked at Mark and smiled but then... ran away screaming. Mark sighed, pulled out a gun, shot Skittery a few times, and walked away.
"Damn it..." Skittery grumbled. "Any of you girls got a band-aid?" He called after them.
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Post by Snicker on Feb 16, 2010 17:15:32 GMT -5
((I have a band-aid, Michael!))
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Post by birdy on Feb 18, 2010 20:46:31 GMT -5
Blood started pouring out of his torso in torrents, but it didn't seem to bother Michael that much. He just shrugged, produced a pink balloon from thin air, and floated away while holding its string. All the while, a red rain fell from his midsection. "EWWWWWWW!" a little japanese rabbit cringed. Then she exclaimed a slur of words in her language that only Snicker could understand. "She says she wants peanut butter and a tap dancing giraffe!" Snicker said urgently.
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Post by Snicker on Feb 24, 2010 22:23:32 GMT -5
"FEED THE BIRDS!" An old woman howled as she chucked bags of bird feed as passer-by's. "CALL MY MOM!" Snicker cried in horror as a paper bag of bird seed hit her smack in the forehead.
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Post by Echo on Feb 25, 2010 17:35:11 GMT -5
"NOT THE POODLES!!" Echo screamed as the old lady opened a bag and a swarm of rabid bunnies quickly flooded the area.
"GO MY PETS, GO AND DESTROY!!" Echo cackled as the bunnies ran passed her.
"here's your mom" Birdy said while staring at the bunnies and hand the now dead Snicker the phone, she did not take it.
"Don't forget to feed that thing in the closet!" Snicker warned her mother after suddenly popping up in a brilliant blast of glitter.
"The herpes of craft supplies!" the three schreeched at once.
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Post by birdy on Feb 25, 2010 21:14:45 GMT -5
A large parrot wearing huge, thick glasses flew overhead and squawked down at them. "Shouldn't you kids be in school? The nerve of these young whippersnappers...." Birdy pulled out a huge silver bow and arrow and hit the parrot with perfect accuracy. It exploded into thousands of snowballs, which rained down and slammed into the girl's faces. Strangely enough, they laughed as the icy spheres smacked against them, as if being tickled. They doubled over, shrieking with laughter, until a Cockney woman came up and scolded them. "Why, you girls are the weirdest li'tl ninnies I've ever seen!"
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Post by Echo on Mar 1, 2010 18:16:17 GMT -5
"WAHNANANANANANANANANNAAAA!!" the three girls screamed unison.
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Post by birdy on Mar 1, 2010 20:41:23 GMT -5
Isn't that from welcome to the jungle? Btw I'm onmydads BlackBerry right now))
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Post by Echo on Mar 6, 2010 20:49:06 GMT -5
((I have no idea, I noticed))
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Post by birdy on Mar 7, 2010 10:19:14 GMT -5
A large orange bus came to a stop beside the girls, and they eagerly climbed on top of it. "PUDDING!" Echo screamed. "OFF!" Snicker replied sternly, pointing a finger away from the bus. Echo just stuck out her tongue and shoved a spoon into Snicker's mouth. The bus took off at such high speed that it began to fly. All three girls sighed in contentment and looked up at the sun. The sky suddenly darkened, but the sun got brighter. And then, it imploded. The bus, which seemed to know this would happen, immediately converted into the USS Enterprise, and took off at warp speed into a whole other galaxy. ((The part about riding on top of a bus when the sun exploded was actually from a dream I had, except you guys weren't there.
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Post by Echo on Mar 8, 2010 17:22:56 GMT -5
Sitting atop a large purple planet a pixilated frog repeatedly stuck it's tounge and and blurted "Rib-it." very robotically.
"LOOK IT'S TOUNGE IS A NERD ROPE!" the pudding cup steering the shuttle screamed, then jumped ship and swam trough and giant puddle of hot, melted wax.
"Eat me." the frog began to say with wild eyes.
"I'm so starving I could eat a giant frog on a purple planet!" Birdy exclaimed. Snicker and Echo rolled their eyes then screamed a furious battle cry and tamed the frog while Birdy munched on it's face.
"yay." the frog monotone while belching.
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Post by Snicker on Mar 8, 2010 22:08:16 GMT -5
"I love you!" Snicker squealed clinging to a lone concrete pole that sat in the middle of the deserted planet.
"Thats not cool." Echo mumbled picking up a glob of purple dirt and tossing it into the air.
"WHEEE!" Birdy cried as she danced in the falling purple dust. "Dreams really do come true!"
"NO." A booming voice said strictly as a giant hand squished Birdy beneath it's weight.
"Not again..." Echo sighed as she began to sweep up Birdy's squished remains into a dust pan.
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