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Post by Snicker on Oct 12, 2009 15:47:20 GMT -5
Echo sat with her legs crossed on the cushy green chair in the middle of the zoo, observing a habitat for kangaroos filled with red balloons. She sighed and rested her head in her hands. She'd seen it all before. Snicker spotted the brightly colored chair from a distanced and immediately recognized it as the 47th president of the Canadian Homelessness Society. She squealed with delight as she sprinted towards it at full Snicker speed and crashed it into the hard cement sidewalk. Echo groaned and pulled herself out from under it.
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Post by birdy on Oct 18, 2009 20:17:07 GMT -5
Birdy jumped from the top of the nearby volcano, spreading her bright yellow wings in flight. When she approached the kangaroo exhibit, she uncapped a bottle of mango juice and poured it over the balloons, causing them to moo. Landing smoothly before the two girls in front of the exhibits, she pulled off her shirt to reveal a flourescent jumpsuit.
"I am TOOTHBRUSH WOMAN!" she cried. The two girls rose from the sidewalk and hugged her tightly, with screams of happiness.
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Post by Snicker on Oct 19, 2009 20:38:57 GMT -5
"Is this lightbulb too large for such a socket? A poor man once asked me." Squeakers recited as she walked up the yellow brick PATH to the spot where the three others stood.
"... Why don't you ask the lightbulb if it does." Echo suggested to the puzzled girl.
"Ah!" She said in realization, "Do you fit in thy socket?"
"Yes." The lightbulb replied in a deep, manly voice.
"AHHH!" Snicker shrieked, "A talking person!"
Birdy leaned in closer to the startled Snicker and whispered, "Hello."
"AHHHH!" She cried as she ran off to the elephant exhibit for shelter.
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Post by Echo on Oct 20, 2009 17:02:14 GMT -5
"WHERE ARE THE RESTROOM FACILITES?!!" The lightbulb boomed from Squeakers hand.
"There right over there!! Or you could go back to the home you left!! Along with your seven childeren and me!" an angry female socket, just too small to fit the lightbulb, huffed at the bulb.
"CHILDEREN'S LITERATURE!!" The lightbulb screamed while cartwheeling into the bathroom door labled "Other"
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Post by birdy on Oct 20, 2009 19:14:01 GMT -5
Birdy spun around, to see that the exhibit now held blue rhinos.
"That's one fine piece of art! I think I'll take a picture!" Snicker said from behind, and a big Polaroid camera appeared in her hands.
"Whoa! A talking muffin!" Echo pointed to a large muffin that was walking toward them with an angry expression its face.
"Where's my other sock?!?" it roared. None of the girls were scared, just surprised that he couldn't see the huge sock that was floating right behind him.
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Post by Snicker on Oct 20, 2009 19:26:07 GMT -5
((I just read your sig, Birds. I watched Les Mis with my mom a year ago... It was intense. ))
"Mr. Muffin, if I may mention, the sock you are looking for is in Hong Kong. Please leave." Said a voice with no body.
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Post by birdy on Oct 21, 2009 19:30:07 GMT -5
The disembodied voice repeated its message in spanish, chinese, and french, and the muffin simply exploded into chunks from his frustration. A huge rope the size of a tree trunk hung down from the sky, and the four girls began to climb it.
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Post by Echo on Oct 24, 2009 8:42:42 GMT -5
Echo looked at the rope curiously then took a huge bite out of it.
"What? There just man-sized kiwis." Echo told the girls slobbering, her mouth full of the delicious green fruit. The others began to eat as the rope began to change shape...
Soon they were floating in the air like a giant merry-go-round, with their feet tied together with rope.
"HEY LOOK!! IT'S THE 7 TON BABY!" Squeakers yelled while pointing out into the crowd, her fingers were covered in black olives and the rope had just put on a sparkly pink jumpsuit!
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Post by Snicker on Oct 25, 2009 12:59:52 GMT -5
"I hate un-happy endings!" Snicker shrieked. "WHEN WILL THE MADNESS EVER END!!!"
"It burdens me to tell you this Mr. Banana, but Mrs. Banana has slipped into a fatal coma and will not be making supper for you tonight nor packing your lunch for work tomorrow. " Birdy whimpered as her eyes welled up with tears. "We'll get through this!!!"
Echo smacked the banana from Birdy's hand. "Stop talking to fruit!" she ordered pulling a pen from her pocket and trying to draw on passing birds.
"Where is the restroom?! I must rest!" said one of the birds angerly.
"Just sleep where you are," Called another.
"Oh, ok!" It replied as it drifted into a deep sleep and fell from the sky.
Snicker crossed her fingers, "I hope it hits a windshield!" she exclaimed giddily.
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Post by birdy on Oct 27, 2009 14:28:06 GMT -5
A plane made of palm trees flew by, with oranges and lemons falling out of the back. The girls piled the fruit into the huge baskets in their arms.
"Don't forget to wash behind your ears!" Birdy bellowed at a lemon, while juggling kittens in one hand. The kittens began to hover.
"NEVER SAY DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM!" They bellowed in deep voices, and flew off toward the dance floor high above them. Squeakers furrowed her brow. She loved that word!
"OR WHAT?" she called after the kittens.
"Um, you'll dissolve into a mush, and a spaceship will eat you and poop you out," a cloud said calmly.
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Post by Echo on Oct 27, 2009 17:21:18 GMT -5
"DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM!!!" Echo screamed. A small orange fruit popped into her palm.
"Look! A kumquat!" Echo said smiling and pointing at the fruit right before she turned into small, female version of mush. ((yeah I know what it meant, but this is SOO better!!))
"I HAVE ABS!!" Echo shouted to a tiny plastic spaceship.
"Fish biscuts..." The spaceship scowled and furrowed it's brow.
"See you next purple!" Birdy waved to the spaceship now skipping away down the fuchsia waterway.
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Post by Echo on Nov 7, 2009 19:20:50 GMT -5
((Even though I haven't posted in a while I was the last one to do so on the random so... SOMEBODY FREAKING POST SOMETHING ALREADY!!))
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Post by birdy on Nov 16, 2009 16:08:52 GMT -5
A purple dragon with orange spots splashed out of the water and licked Birdy's leg.
"Good dog, Skippy!" Birdy cooed as she patted the dragon's head. "Here's a treat!" She pulled a zebra leg from her pocket and fed it to the dragon. A big green tree boomed,
"Hey, I want some meat, too!" Birdy pulled a rhino steak from her backpack and chucked it at the plant.
"Happy Pants Day!" she exclaimed.
"Step in time?" Echo asked, sticking her head out from behind a floating chimney.
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Post by Snicker on Nov 16, 2009 16:32:32 GMT -5
"Get away from there!" Snicker hissed as she shook her fist at Echo. Echo frowned as her lip began to quiver. Big blue wet tears poured from Echo's sad eyes and began the flood the sky.
"Don't cry miss! Thou art well. Thou art still living." An dry voice whispered in the sudden strong winds.
"I HATE THAT MOVIE!" Birdy screamed as she began to blow away.
"Well it's a good things I packed and umbrella!" Snicker said cheerfully as she turned to grab the magic umbrella she'd placed behind her only to find it stuffed into Echo's incredibly large mouth. Snicker's face turned sour as she began to fly away.
"I WUFF UMBELLWAS!" Echo cried with a mouth full of metal and plastic.
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Post by Echo on Nov 17, 2009 20:40:54 GMT -5
"Where are all the tomatoes?" Bob the janitor asked, confused.
"I WANT MY TOMATOES, PUNK!!!" he screamed. Echo ran up behind him and tore a chunk of of his back and took a bite.
"HE'S MADE OF MARSHMELLOWS!!" She yelled giddily.
"GET 'IM!!" Snicker shrieked with glee.
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