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Post by Snicker on Dec 9, 2009 21:13:58 GMT -5
((I just lol'ed )) "MY LATTE!" A boy cried from the audience. ((I don't know how to respond to that.))
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Post by birdy on Dec 12, 2009 12:14:26 GMT -5
A hydra burst out from behind the neon orange curtain and everyone screamed in terror. "PUHEN OHN AH RISS!" the weird creature roared. Fred Astaire danced out onto the stage and translated. "Puttin' on the Ritz," he sang cheerfully as he did a little jig atop a rolling watermelon.
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Post by Snicker on Dec 12, 2009 12:40:52 GMT -5
"Pineapple rules." A tall skinny man with red hair whispered to Snicker. "Totally." Snicker nodded. "YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE?!" The offended watermelon roared. "YEAH!" The man screamed as he tackled the watermelon. Birdy nudged Echo in the gut. "Go get me some popcorn!" She demanded, but before anything else could happen, the girls found themselves sitting in velvet seats in a tiny dark theater. A spotlight flicked on loudly on the stage where a woman stood holding a box of carrots and a teddy bear. "Buckwheat!" She exclaimed cheerfully as the audience of dogs began to bark loudly. "Mayonnaise." Echo sighed. They all agreed.
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Post by Echo on Dec 12, 2009 17:47:51 GMT -5
((alot of our posts on here have to do with watermelons...))
The woman that was on stage suddenly stopped smashing the carrots into her forehead and began screaming.
"WHERE ARE MY FISH TACOS??!!!" she bellowed at her audience of purple polka-dotted pups.
"Mam, i'm going to have to ask you to calm down. Mam. Please do not take out your pepper spray. Mam, if you do not stop beating me with that chinchilla I will have to execute brute force to stop this pandelerium." A puppet told her in an english accent from the balcony.
"hmph. pumpkins." The lady huffed, then ran off the diving board into the brand new deluxe pickle pincher!!
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Post by birdy on Dec 13, 2009 11:44:54 GMT -5
((YES!!! I just laughed quite loudly at that ;D ))
The theater around the girls shifted into a spinning merry-go-round on top of a snowy mountain. "RICOLA!!!! WHERE ARE YOU???" Squeakers cried into the wind. A huge monster with caramel-colored hair floated down towards them on a cloud. "Do you have soap?" the monster said in a Japanese accent. "No, MY llama is SEXIER!" Echo yelled defiantly at the beast. "Why yes, cheese IS the meaning of life," Birdy said sternly to a merry-go-round horse.
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Post by Snicker on Dec 14, 2009 15:44:05 GMT -5
((I'm posting this here because it's random enough, but I hope you all know, it's Pokemon month so you all have to go and change your facebook profile pictures before all the cool Pokemon are gone!!!)) "I wanted the orange dragon!" Snicker wailed as the merry-go-round spun in never-ending circles for 2 minutes. "Shut it off! We can get on again and you can have the ostrich you've always wanted as soon as the circus lays an egg shaped like Abe Lincoln's head." Birdy assured her troubled friend. "HOP SCOTCH!" Echo cried joyfully as the ride came to a jerking halt. "Attention rides, please leave before we beat you with our pointed sticks and cobblestone." A mechanical voice chimed through the speakers as the girls were flung off their animals and into oblivion. "Lets ride it again!" Squeakers squealed as the four of them flew gracefully through the air right into a giant mini-mall.
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Post by Snicker on Dec 14, 2009 15:47:26 GMT -5
((That bleepured thing was the site censoring my post. It wasn't a bad word but it had part of one in it. it was asured, but with the extra s... At least we know the censor works!))
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Post by birdy on Dec 14, 2009 22:02:53 GMT -5
((Yeah, it's been doing that with a lot of other stuff....did you guys just activate it?))
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Post by Snicker on Dec 15, 2009 15:59:42 GMT -5
((No, but it sure seems like it. *Stares off into the distance* ))
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Post by birdy on Dec 17, 2009 21:17:30 GMT -5
A bright green tooth smacked Squeakers in the face. "A little more Tobasco sauce and it'll be delicious!" she announced cheerfully. Mika came riding up on a blue emu and yelled "GROUP HUG!" All the girls crowded around his colorful bird as he jumped off and enveloped them all in a big hug. "I want peach pie!" Snicker demanded at a floating dress. "Mommy!" A potato exclaimed as it nuzzled Birdy's leg. Echo looked confused as her pants began to inflate. Slowly, she lifted off the ground and screamed, "SNITCH, WHAT DID YOU DO??"
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Post by Echo on Dec 19, 2009 13:51:19 GMT -5
"WHAT IS THIS!!" Echo screamed from the bottom of an endless pit.
"pudding, duh!" Snicker told her cooly, licking the frosting off a maroon cupcake in the shape of a dinosaur.
"that is NOT what I told you to buy me for cucumber day!" Birdy screeched at an oncoming air plane. They all ducked into a near by igloo and pounded on the floor making quite a blueberry.
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Post by Echo on Dec 25, 2009 23:32:46 GMT -5
Three worms popped up from the icy bottom of the igloo.
"EY!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEE?!!" a sparkly one in the middle screeched at them.
"you should know that you can't jam without us!" They all shouted in unisine. The room swirled into a giant portal of doom as the group began singing, shouting, screaming, and just generally rocking out.
"oh blubber! I forgot to give them there homemade poodle shaped fruit baskets!" a lone bowl said to itself, in distress.
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Post by birdy on Dec 28, 2009 22:40:18 GMT -5
"STOP! Dis is bad juju right here!" a reggae singer demanded from the pit of doom. Everyone froze in random positions as juice boxes floated to their lips. A saxophone rammed itself against a wall, screaming, "I hate my acne!" A bright blue robot came up and tapped Birdy on the shoulder. "Did you know that hairy chests are in style?" it announced in a monotone. "Are you trying to IMPLY something?!?" she raged as she conjured a Venus flytrap, which bit off the robot's ugly head.
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Post by Echo on Dec 28, 2009 23:35:30 GMT -5
"I do believe that is a foot." the decapitated robot's head pointed out, looking upwards.
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Post by Snicker on Dec 29, 2009 12:53:01 GMT -5
"Shut up! Tommy was in the original American Power Rangers. He was the freaking black one, okay?!" Snicker huffed. "Why are the yellow ones always Asian girls..." Birdy pondered. "The red ones are always Indians and the black were all black after the original." Echo stated sipping tea from a plastic Hello Kitty mug. "I liked the ones with filling!" Squeakers said gleefully. "No, Rudolph." Echo sighed.
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